Do you RUN or HIDE??
These two guys are walking along together in the forest when one of them spots a bear. Before the bear sees them one man races up the closest tree and hides. The other bloke isn’t so quick or able to climb the tree, so he throws himself down on the ground and plays dead.
The bear strolls on up sniffing about the man lying on the ground. Finally, the bear whispers something into the “Dead” man’s ear.
As soon as he(the bear) had gone, the bloke who managed to climb the tree asked his mate, ‘what did the bear say?’ to which his mate replied: “The bear told me never to travel with some one who will desert you at the first sign of danger.”
*My mate would either lie down beside me or find the strength to carry me high into the tree.
These two guys are walking along together in the forest when one of them spots a bear. Before the bear sees them one man races up the closest tree and hides. The other bloke isn’t so quick or able to climb the tree, so he throws himself down on the ground and plays dead.
The bear strolls on up sniffing about the man lying on the ground. Finally, the bear whispers something into the “Dead” man’s ear.
As soon as he(the bear) had gone, the bloke who managed to climb the tree asked his mate, ‘what did the bear say?’ to which his mate replied: “The bear told me never to travel with some one who will desert you at the first sign of danger.”
*My mate would either lie down beside me or find the strength to carry me high into the tree.
HAVE YOU GOT A MATE??
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